amtrak-official:

amtrak-official:

Imagine if you may, a woman lives in New York but her hot trans autistic GF lives in DC, neither have a car, there is only one way for them to get together for a date and it’s the fuckin Northeast Regional which at times is as cheap as 20-40 bucks

Yes I promise, this is true

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etrianodysseyobsession-hd:

zagreus:

lorileopard:

zagreus:

ganjamanana:

Source: @zagreus

this post is already on tumblr, why repost it?

You must be new here.

I’ve been here for a decade and my puzzlement over this kind of behavior remains evergreen

I admire the restraint not to point out you literally wrote the post that was screencapped.

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theehorsepusssy:

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foreskinnty:

umarell:

imagine trying to shame someone for saying hi then posting it online like its a gotcha. Hope that 41 year old king found better hole that appreciates his young mind

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saywhat-politics:

why writers are on strike

saywhat-politics:

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krustykrabceo:

i like how michelle showed up like twice but every futurama fan hates her

natashafromfallout:

animentality:

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